Funny You Should Ask, Elissa Sussman Puzzles : The auditorium doors won't

: The auditorium doors won't open

Two neighbors both love to watch the old man and his dog from their windows

When two planes hit the towers

watched over by a fairy with turquoise hair

So she buries the truth

Funny You Should Ask, Elissa Sussman Puzzles : The auditorium doors won'tThen. Twentysomething writer Chani Horowitz is stuck. While her former MFA classmates are nabbing book deals, she's in the trenches writing puff pieces. Then she's hired to write a profile of movie star Gabe Parker. The Gabe Parker her forever celebrity crush, the object of her fantasies, the background photo on her phone who's also just been cast as the new James Bond. It's terrifying and thrilling all at once yet if she can keep her cool and nail